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Poop Hook

Inserting a finger in to someone's anus, then inserting it in their mouth.
I gave Janna a poop hook last night and it was awesome.
by greyhaze2 November 11, 2009
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Shepherd's Hook

"Shepherd's Hook" and, less commonly "Shepherd's Crook" are common names for the long, coiled retaining wire inside the FCG (fire control group) of the *AK-47 family of assault rifles. The wire's purpose is to fasten the front and rear axis pins of the trigger and disconnecter inside the receiver. It is notorious for being difficult to put in and, if improperly installed, can result in major malfunctions when firing.

A Shepherd's Hook may be replaced with an aftermarket retainer plate.

* "The AK-47 family" includes the original Russian AK-47, the AKM: it's more common lightweight variant, the RPK: its heavy-duty machine gun variant, and the more modern 5.56mm AK-74 series of rifles. Also includes the vast majority of non-Russian derivatives.
"Well, boss, I was gonna go cap this mothafucka, right, but the goddamn trigger went all crooked an shit and wouldn't pull. Fuckin towelhead that made this bitch put the Shepherd's Hook in upside down."
by Mikhail Kalashnikov February 17, 2010
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Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022
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Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.
That was a good gay hook, clench me.
by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022
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hook junkie

When a person, male or female, that gets strung out on one night stands.
Man are you ever gunna stick to one or are you going to be a hook junkie forever.?
by All laced up September 1, 2017
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Pussy Hooks

A pussy hook is someone you can hit up to have sex with
damn, i got all dem pussy hooks brotha
by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 16, 2018
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tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.
Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!
by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017
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