Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc

Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”

by Chellebaby109dafox May 07, 2018

Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes

Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!

by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020

Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash April 04, 2018

fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 27, 2021

dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester

Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.

by holy grill May 31, 2017

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025

Toaster on wheels

A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.

Person 1: Damn that Kia Soul looks like a toaster on wheels.

by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023