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Shopping Trolleys

The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.

Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration
my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!

(yay for free shopping trolleys!)
by ItWasMe February 20, 2010
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SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
by Cbankss January 25, 2019
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donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.
"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."
by hatfacejones January 16, 2019
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Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.
by pseudopirate March 11, 2009
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Joecery Shopping

Vegan E-biker for, going grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.
Taking the e-bike joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?
by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022
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Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
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shopping mall

An enclosed building filled with retail stores, little boutiques, restaurants and in some cases activities and entertainment. The shopping mall is where shoppers go to find those great deals.
The Weekly Deals is an online shopping mall, where shoppers go to find great deals.
by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018
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