A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.
Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah
by downbadsolosimp September 22, 2021
Get the Sebastianmug. Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.
He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.
His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.
Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.
His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.
Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.
Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.
I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.
I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.
11:11
Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.
I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.
I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.
11:11
by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024
Get the Juan Sebastianmug. If you ever meet a Sebastian, you'll find that he is a generally sensitive and caring person. In the kitchen, he turns into a badass besides when he is baking and will yell at you if you don't add the lamb sauce onto roast beef.
If he is your boyfriend you'll see him as a sadistic soft top probably. Quite the contrasting combination- but he will make sure you feel loved. He can be possessive and a bit too rough in bed.(Though that doesn't remove the pleasure<3)
Sebastians are fragile on the inside, so make sure to take good care of them!
If he is your boyfriend you'll see him as a sadistic soft top probably. Quite the contrasting combination- but he will make sure you feel loved. He can be possessive and a bit too rough in bed.(Though that doesn't remove the pleasure<3)
Sebastians are fragile on the inside, so make sure to take good care of them!
A- "Sebastian's such a sweetheart."
J- "Yeah, he's definitely my type."
A- "...He's my boyfriend."
J- "Oh Uh OopS-"
J- "Yeah, he's definitely my type."
A- "...He's my boyfriend."
J- "Oh Uh OopS-"
by I Can't Eat Lactose January 22, 2022
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Get the sebastian camachomug. A guy who likes to ask a girl out, break up with her, then her ask her out again, and then break up with her again.
by Bobabestie July 22, 2021
Get the Sebastianmug. The greatest human on earth. The sweetest, most caring, softest, and most huggable man on earth. If i was drunk, and i’m sure anyone else feels this way, i would trust him to be able to take me home. He looks good with anything and if you disagree you can stick your head in trash because he’s the most amazing and lovable human on earth, he’ll make you want to shift realities to him. Cough cough um definitely not me tho. Yeah, definitely not me.
Me: Yeah, i love sebastian stan
Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨
Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.
Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨
Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.
by 🥺👉👈UwU November 21, 2021
Get the Sebastian stanmug.