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Chibi Paradox

This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.
Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021
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The marmor paradox

Someone that is realy cool and hot at the same time
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
Wow look at this awsome man he must has the marmor paradox
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
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The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: "You don't exist physically because I've never seen you before in person"

Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?

Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
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Lytle Paradox

The Lytle Paradox, a perplexing enigma of academia, centers around Jacob Lytle, an exquisitely inept chemistry teacher. His grading prowess resembles a whimsical symphony of arbitrary deductions and misplaced assignments, while his classroom management skills orchestrate a chaotic ballet of disarray and bewilderment, leaving students entranced by the bewildering allure of his educational pandemonium.
The Lytle Paradox explains the true nature of Lytelian Grading Techniques.
by ggsbruhhhh June 1, 2023
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rock paradox

by sabeebee December 1, 2017
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chick fil a paradox

only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT
GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A

FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD
by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022
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Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.
Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side
by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025
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