Nub

A gay person who likes straight people.

James Charles

Hey bro I know your straight wanna fuck me in the ass I a girl I promise I'm not a nub either

by PopGamerNation May 14, 2019

Nub

When you say something super stupid

David: Are you certified?
Malik: I just told you. You nub

by Tigerclaw25 March 23, 2019

Nub

A fuzzy ball with googly eyes tube pipes and paper feet ,a huge success in my class.

Natalie:"Hey check out my nub!! Isn't it soooo cool!?! The whole class is gonna love it!"

Whole class:"I WANT ONE GIVE ME ONE I WANT A NUB!

by ali_100 September 23, 2010

Nub

the word all of us see when we are playing a game and i see someone saying nub as of a shortcut of saying noob

dumbass child in csgo: shut up u nub

Phuc yu mane: you know that noob only has 4 letters are you that fucking lazy to type noob you fucking mentally handicapped idiot

by Phuc yu mane August 08, 2020

nub

usually used in Homestuck as a way to say shoulder, chest, knee, pair of short horns, or even a tree.

"Take t) (e c) (ip off your nub"
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"to get off my nub"
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"nub slappers"
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"UP TO MY PO1NTY L1TTL3 NUBS"
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"BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB"

by Z31F3R_K October 02, 2022

nub sammich

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.

Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich

by Graww of Tyria August 25, 2008

nub stiffy

Another term for a ladyboner.

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why

by ArcheryNerd July 08, 2013