next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

me next

It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"

Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!

by lovecerisemotion September 27, 2022

next ding

A light insult casually used to mean idiot

You are some ding for one ding , next ding

by Nathan 420 May 28, 2018

Raw. Next Question.

When someone is just so hot that you would let them hit it without protection. Raw meaning without protection and next question meaning that’s all you need to say about that person in order to get your point across about the level of hot they’re on.

*sees a video on tik tok of the most drop dead gorgeous man and he’s smirking at the camera with a twinkle in his eye*
“Raw. Next question.”

by justmelol December 3, 2024

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023