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Strategic Admission

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 9, 2023
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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.
Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.
by Sir funk face October 22, 2023
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strahtkhaf

A method of movement defined by it's incredibly confident and funky strutting, (straht) although to avoid giving people an "ew," and coming across as toxic, and a cough (khaf) to show you are pulmonarily pitiful.
Nothing gonna stop you with the strahtkhaf combo, strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
by ScreamyBoi1984 December 20, 2023
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Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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Stratatactics

Strata-tactics (noun):
The ultimate guide for exposing bad consultants who spin jargon-filled fairy tales. Cuts through the buzzword bingo to reveal if your expensive "expert" is truly strategic or just really good at playing PowerPoint charades.
What the heck just happened here.Lee? We had to fire the consultants when we found out we were getting were PowerPoints that made no sense... We used a new stratatactics lens,. And it quickly should all the holes in there yakety yak consulting-peak. We dodged the bullet. It was a strat-attack. Lmao.
by robtyrie May 1, 2024
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strahtkhaf combo

When you show the world that you're invincible, but not toxic, by strutting confidently while coughing.
Nothing's gonna stop you with the strahtkhaf combo.
by coltonious February 27, 2024
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stracking

Shaq was stracking Jordan from his work
by WG2k March 3, 2024
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