A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
by Tan tatter March 11, 2024
A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life
by bagged salad March 31, 2015
Mostly native to Philadelphia and surrounding areas, this species survives on afterhours bars, Urban Outfitters and Puma clothing, Open SPARKS bars, and the rare partytrainanthem dance beats. The term 'soldier' is utilized to keep away non-rad-party-poopers. Easily spotted in coffeeshops, vintage stores, and record stores, provided they think they have a good haircut.
by ma January 28, 2005
Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.
Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!
Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!
by Natures Glue October 11, 2016
A Derogatory Term Describing Caucasian people
by yourmomlovesme124 August 21, 2021
Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021
Basquiat was truly an art soldier. He painted what he knew and lived in grim conditions became he was so ahead of his time.
by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022