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Party Soldier

A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.
Tim: Hey Derek. You hear bout Ray's mom dying this morning?
Derek: Yeah that's crazy. Bet he's gonna be in all year.
Tim: Nah. You know him. He'll never miss a party No matter what karma or the world throws at him. He's a Party Soldier.
Derek: You're right because I think I see him over there tap dancing with that midget.
by Ty Saucy March 28, 2016
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SST Soldier

You pull so many bitches and have W rizz you also have a huge BBC. If you are white you do not receive these benefits.
SST Soldier about to get so wet pussy
by Paj.Z July 5, 2022
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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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sweaty soldier

Yeah that’s right, Cletus and Dan engaged in a sweaty soldier. There was clam juice everywhere.
by Gina returns January 1, 2018
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Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
by buck35 May 20, 2011
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Sperm Soldier

“Those Sperm Soldiers are always doing something wrong.”
by yourmomlovesme124 August 20, 2021
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Némagy Soldier

Someone who tries to fight the hardships of life but always surrenders before the battle even begins
"Brandon is definitely a Némagy Soldier"
by HelloThere1233 June 1, 2020
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