by anonymous October 12, 2020
Get the Shop Affairmug. Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010
Get the wifi shoppingmug. When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.
by pseudopirate March 11, 2009
Get the Brand-shopmug. When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018
Get the Widow shoppingmug. A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009
Get the shop storymug. Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012
Get the Shopping Shartmug. Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.
Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.
Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
Get the Pain Shoppingmug.