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Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!
by Teabag Master March 5, 2013
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couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.
Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.
by BBDinOC April 6, 2017
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street-shopping

Walking around on the street and picking up the discarded items, putting them into a bag and walking home with them.
I walked out of my apartment and up huntington avenue and saw a t-shirt discarded on the sidewalk. I went into a dunkin donuts asked for a bag, and then returned to the t-shirt, picked it up, put it in my plastic bag, and continued walking. I eventually brought it home. I was street-shopping.
by addake December 2, 2018
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Identity Shopping

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019
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Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice
Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?
by anonymous October 12, 2020
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wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection
Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010
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Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018
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