by Ted norths January 13, 2025
Get the Shane Bradshawmug. Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.
Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!
by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021
Get the Shanemug. Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020
Get the Shane Stonemug. by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018
Get the shane colesmug. A tall, handsome man with distinct features. He is intelligent and hard working. He is looking for his Queen and when he finds her he will take the two of them to erotic and passionate places together. The two of them will grow together intimately and help one another find their inner sexual pleasure points. He has a cool calmness about him in everyday life but in bed he is a Stallion. He adores his Queen and caters to her needs.
Shane passionately kissed her on the mouth while she shoved her tongue in his mouth his dick began to throb.
by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022
Get the Shanemug. A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.
by Therealishere August 27, 2016
Get the Shane Howardmug. 