cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 3, 2020

Sexual Networking

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.

Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.

by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

by that kid across the road October 29, 2019

Sexual reject

Individual who is widely regarded as sexually unfit in the commonplace heterosexual sexual relationship, that is denied sexual desire and attention from the opposite sex. i.e: Trans, Intersex individuals.

Sam: Why don't you get a boyfriend already, Trish?

Trish: I'm a sexual reject, no one would want me.

by julstick June 25, 2019

Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.

Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.

by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022