Schrodinger's nude

If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.

John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."

by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023

Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

Schrödinger's Fuckboy

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.

Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."

by mantadim April 30, 2023

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.

CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.

by Unpromotable July 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023