Joecery Shopping

Vegan E-biker for, going grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.
Taking the e-bike joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?
by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022
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Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.
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shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009
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Identity Shopping

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 04, 2019
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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
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Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 20, 2019
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worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.
What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!
by smallest bird November 04, 2021
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