by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016

by anonymous February 18, 2021

by SageTheAkuma February 4, 2024

"Aw man you smell Sonny's love rug recently?"
"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"
"Fuck sake."
"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"
"Fuck sake."
by Churdmeister June 3, 2020

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010

by Chainsaw2430 January 3, 2023

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
by Thetug January 6, 2022
