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Ron Weasley

“Are you Ron Weasley?”
“You are very stupid everyone knows that everyone is Ron Weasley,”
“Unless you are Hermione Granger,”
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Friend of Ron

Friend of Ron - code word for identifying a fellow conservative in a liberal setting. References adherence to the values of Ronald Reagan.
I'm pretty sure Ric is a friend of Ron.

Really? I imagine that's tough for him in New York.
by KLFREE August 14, 2021
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Sleepy Ron

Man 1: where’s desantis at?
Man 2: oh you know sleepy Ron, always asleep at the wheel
by NyxonGate December 29, 2021
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Sha-Ron

She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.
Sha-Ron has the biggest heart; she’s always giving.
by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 23, 2021
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King Ron

King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.
Bro King Ron is the best, he fucked me while producing a whole new album, what a menace.
by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022
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Ron chipper

The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.
“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”

“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”

“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
by SPORTSBRO October 9, 2022
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