slime puppy

A slime puppy is someone who sexually lacks self-control and somewhat pathetic and that said person would make sexual advances in situations that are typically inappropriate (e.g. at a workplace) towards someone who holds more power.

Gerri: You disgusting little pig. You're pathetic. You are a revolting little worm, aren't you?
Roman: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
Gerri: You little slime puppy.

– Succession Season 2 Episode 4: "Safe Room"

by smalltinykitty August 16, 2023

lockdown puppy

a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.

My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.

by BranstonBeans69 June 8, 2023

Puppy kisses

Basically licking someone like a dog

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 7, 2021

Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012

Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 4, 2017

Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.

Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!

by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008

Discord Puppy

A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.

Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!

by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022