James Pumphrey

The host of donut media's up to speed, and D'list and the absolute greatest actor in the world, I don't care what you say.

James Pumphrey is awesome, I hope he starts doing up to speed again.

by PlsNoPunterino November 29, 2020

pumpkin bottom

A girl with a nice round ass.

Look at her pumpkin bottom in those jeans.

by bushkaba January 25, 2006

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw January 11, 2008

pumpkin burger

A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders

Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?

Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?

She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.

by jarvisg September 30, 2013

Pumpkin Spice Piss

(PSP) That amazing piss you take after a scrum-diddly-umptious pumpkin spice latte that drains out of your urethra as if it were the blood of Jesus Christ himself. Often has a slight odour Pumpkin Spice.

"Damn Chloe, I can't even!"
"What is it this time, Marlene?"
"I just had the most beautiful Pumpkin Spice Piss, it just drained out like Jesus himself!"

by Nothaunted September 21, 2016

pumpkin bread

Slang among the gay community to subtly insinuate eating ones' ass.

Yo come over to eat this pumpkin bread

by Gucciganggggfgfffggg October 24, 2017