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Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"
"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011
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Trigga Please!

An incredulous comment made by students when the Trigger whips out a brand new slideshow towards what you thought was the end of the lecture. Its usage has also been recorded when the Trigger attempts to demolish anyone with an opinion differing from his, under the veil of education.
-"I am the greatest political genius to grace this earth since Thomas Nast, fear my belly and my ego as they wobble about, knocking inferior opinions and teenagers' self esteem aside"
-"Then why do you teach public high school and community college? Trigga Please!"
by Anonymous Cynic February 10, 2008
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Private Part Pleaser

Slang for a girl who you don't care about who pleases your privates; a hoe; a friend with benefits
Ah bro she's such a private part pleaser, but I don't really like her
by d1rtydeeds April 6, 2016
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plebe

the lowest of the low at a military school. Squirrels running around on the parade field have more rights then a plebe. Plebes have such little rights that their not even worthy enough to suck the cream out of my twinky.
buddy one: jesus, that PLEBE over there is out of step again?? He seems like he's always fuckin' up!!
buddy two: Ya, I know. I heard his sargeant was going to smoke the shit out of him and his plebe brothers later, though.
by bigman matt March 3, 2009
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Sucka Please

Replacement for 'nigga please'; less offensive.
Sucka please, what a smexy woman!
by Smerah August 19, 2008
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John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.
by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011
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