One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

paralell universe reverse vampire

Similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the PURV must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. Sadely, the PURV does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. The PURV is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the PURV's gender.

Let's go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.

by FIZZ March 16, 2005

penis parker

A dead overused meme originating from a youtube poop.

Penis parker never got his cookie.

by penis_parker May 25, 2018

chasing parked buses

someone with an ugly face, unattractive.

hell that girls so ugly she must enjoy chasing parked buses!

by megafun June 25, 2006

Parker

Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.

Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself

Person2: well thats Parker for ya

by Billsnation June 3, 2017

paraneum

thin layer of skin between a womans cooch and her butthole

make me a sandwich bitch before i punch you in your paraneum

by dirty d 86 January 19, 2008

Parker

Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names

Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver

by koala killer from heavan November 20, 2013