Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison

Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!

by Cant be traced June 21, 2019

piss sip

Piss sip is the very end of a drink, usually a shitty frat beer but could be anything. Not a desirable last sip and usually warm. Most beers at end of a party have a little piss sip left.

"Dude are you gonna finish this beer?"
"Nah. It's just the piss sip that's left."

by Rebelledanewfa May 26, 2016

Piss Wiggles

Main Entry: Piss•Wig•gles

Pronunciation: \ˈpis\ \ˈwi-gəl\

Function: verb

intransitive verb
1 : A small euphoric twitch or bodily shiver, caused by sudden relief of piss exiting the body.

"I got the piss wiggles at the end of the long piss I had to take."

"I get the piss wiggles every time I think about the bomb buddah"

by Justin & Ted October 30, 2008

piss hot

To test positive on a drug urinalysis (pee drug test)

I cant smoke weed because my job is doing a pee test on me and I don't want to piss hot.

by KevlarKev October 28, 2007

Hurricane of piss

A great deal of controversy, disturbance or distress which may follow an act.

Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.

'I'm gonna have to mop up a fucking hurricane of piss here'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

hippie piss

See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.

Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.

by Paul D. Key July 26, 2006

piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008