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only on the weekends

“oh you a hoe”- “only on the weekends
by muhlayuhh June 8, 2022
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middle of week weekend

A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week
I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend
by Purpstar615 March 2, 2023
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Ah, weekend

When no one's in the voice chat, "Ah, weekend" can be exclaimed because, typically, most people of the group are off at weekends; doesn't even have to be a weekend when used.
It's a weekend, and of course, no one's in vc. Ah, weekend.
by Sponandi July 22, 2024
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weekend worrier

A person who engages in their chosen hobby only at the weekends, but, instead of enjoying themselves, spends the entire time preoccupied with troubling thoughts of a mostly mundane nature, e.g. office politics, family strife, the spectre of their own mortality.
'Yeah, I guess you could call me a 'weekend worrier'. Note how I pronounced 'worrier' /wʌri:ə/, not /wɒri:ə/', which is probably what you expected me to say... It's a play on words I sometimes do to amuse people, but usually just myself... Well, I like it... Aaanyway, great party, hey? Fleeting distraction from the universal certainty that we'll all be dead one day... Yep, nice talking to you, too.'
by L'esprit de l'escalier September 3, 2016
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Blackout weekend

Party every night starting on Friday night going to Monday morning.
“Hey Brad let’s throw a blackout weekend
by FistingMySister9000 May 8, 2020
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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)
I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”
by Honeyandham June 26, 2018
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