kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.
"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."
by Jeremy linn January 11, 2018
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Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?
by thumpr033 April 08, 2011
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Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*
by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018
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Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.
I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.
by Notlivng22 January 27, 2018
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fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously
right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker
by maryuwandpets May 15, 2021
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz October 23, 2015
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