jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jarring

Someone who is incredibly annoying and irritating.

for example: Kaitlin is so jarring and narcissistic.

by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023

JAR

acronym for Just A Reminder

“Don’t forget about that Math Test today, JAR” - Kyle

by fondleduck September 20, 2018

Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.

"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak

Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good’
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’

by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022

jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina

jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )

by meelie February 20, 2023

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021