gear

Slang term for steroids. Typically used as an indirect way of implying that someone is on steroids due to unexpectedly muscular physique.

"How is that guy over there so jacked?"

"Because he's on gear, that's how."

by BlueSwurl May 17, 2023

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Gear

gear is a word synonymous to “cool” or “good”. it’s similar to “rad”, but better because rad makes you sound old.

“it would be so gear if i could come over today”

“that skateboard is so gear”

by AnonAssEater August 1, 2023

Metal Gear

A game that has a very funny meme from it, as shown below.

SSSNAAAKEE!!! -Metal Gear

by YourAMemeOneMrDitch September 20, 2019

Grady gearing

Fat cunt goes to HP. Thinks he’s funny but a real cocksucker this one. Pretty smelly too. Keeps kids away.

That fucker is being a real Grady Gearing

by Pussym0ncher May 25, 2024

unmanned gear

An Unmanned Gear (UG) is a piece of weaponry seen throughout the Metal Gear franchise (examples: Dwarf Gekko, Gekko, Raptor, GRAD and that’s all I can think of)

Guy: Hey have you seen the new Unmanned Gears of MGRR, the Dwarf Gekkos are back
Guy2: yeah

by ValentineFloofer July 20, 2022

Grinding My Gears

When something is bothersome or a pet peeve.

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.

by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020