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Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.
Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.
by Åløøøø da October 12, 2018
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I dont even fucking know

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know
by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
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not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
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Even

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.

The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.

Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.

Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.

He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.

It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
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