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Bin Ninja

(noun) Someone who sneaks rubbish and into their neighbours' bins when their own bins are full. A bin ninja usually comes after a large gathering has filled a houses garbage receptacles. The act generally occurs at night and requires much sneaking about.

(verb) To bin ninja something.
"Man. That party was epic. What are we going to do with all these empties...the bins are full!"
"No worries man. We'll just bin ninja them into everyone else's bins tonight."
by billybobboy June 2, 2014
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ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
by honkthedonk January 17, 2013
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The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.
i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.
by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011
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Ninja Nosejob

While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose
Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
by sandman142 August 17, 2010
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ninja rowson

Ninja Rowson is one of the best maths teachers to have. He will perform a dance called the Ninja dance where he moves around as If he was a ninja whilst impersonating a Chinese/Japanese accent. He is a good teacher although sometimes he gets in a strop and sits back down in his chair for around 10 minutes of the 60 minute lesson you have with him .
"It's not fair you have an alright maths teacher" - Tyler

" what are you on about you've got Ninja Rowson"
by XD :) July 29, 2019
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Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012
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Ninja sext

When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"

"What do you mean?"

"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"

"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011
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