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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.
John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"
by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024
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get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money playing slots and, instead of simply going home, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.
"Well, we just lost $12,000 in twenty minutes--the best thing to do is go play one $12,000 hand of baccarat to get even, or get even worse.'
by mr katz November 21, 2024
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Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
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This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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god getting even

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”
by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023
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the entrée of the evening

This can be seen as the most exciting and rewarding event of any evening - the main course of a night. It can be romance...it should be romance....
George: "So, last night! Wow! I mean, What a night!"
Chuck: "What did you do or I mean, who did you do? HAHAHAA!"
George: "I was with Alexia. She is so sweet! We held hands and looked into each others eyes - that was the entrée of the evening. I'm not a sex fiend like you, Chuck. Now let's go mug that old lady!"
by von groovy July 10, 2024
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Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.
Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!
by De Subiie January 9, 2017
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