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Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.
PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!
by lukas1337 December 5, 2023
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Augie fact

A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.
Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!
by Yosoyaugie December 20, 2022
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Augie fact

A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.
Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!
by Yosoyaugie December 20, 2022
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National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.
“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”
by petitebunni January 1, 2023
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Worldwide facts

BEN IS CRINGE
A single sneeze travels 100 miles per hour and shoots 100000 germs into the air
stay in touch for daily WORLDWIDE FACTS
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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