vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.
I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.
by MrBubbleBukake March 03, 2015
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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 23, 2020
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Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.
I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 27, 2011
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worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
by Justicekelly June 08, 2023
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Pussy Mustache

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."
by Yekralem July 26, 2015
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Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.
You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.
by Hen Mustache October 06, 2021
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Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 03, 2014
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