Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 20, 2024

Mullet Meader

Mullet Meader, the nickname for Curtis Meader, Pope and bassist for primitive soul, he's a good lookin man, and loves merry Down, uppa mead

Bloody hell butt, mullet Meader is down there clarttt

by TheMulletMeader April 24, 2022

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

by duudebra July 17, 2015

Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.

Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?

by Drunkenfun May 08, 2017