A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)
by anonymous April 7, 2022
Get the Mountain Germanmug. Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
Get the Mountain Piratemug. A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.
by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021
Get the shaved mountainmug. by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
Get the spooge mountainmug. by Pornhub-Wormhole March 18, 2021
Get the mountain rangemug. When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 14, 2014
Get the Mountain Timemug. Trevor has turned the rock in to the pebble. He is the mountain. He is the most jacked man, even more jacked then Arnold, Dwayne Johnson, and John Cena. This man can lift a tank.
by chewar May 17, 2022
Get the Trevor "The Mountain"mug.