A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020
A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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by 69disan69dat April 04, 2021
The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 04, 2022