Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 8, 2017
Get the crotch lockedmug. gARRY "hEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?"
*pRESSES cAPS lOCK
gARRY " wOW, NOW I CAN HAVE A ONLINE ARGUMENT WITHOUT HOLDING THE sHIFT BUTTON."
*pRESSES cAPS lOCK
gARRY " wOW, NOW I CAN HAVE A ONLINE ARGUMENT WITHOUT HOLDING THE sHIFT BUTTON."
by Damian the Gamer May 5, 2021
Get the cAPS lOCKmug. by ConeheadZombie April 29, 2023
Get the emotion lockingmug. A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021
Get the country lockedmug. To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.
by Crunk Bastard December 26, 2008
Get the Jam Lockedmug. A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
by Mileslocke12 January 16, 2018
Get the Miles Lockemug. 