a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
by lobster beater March 12, 2021
Get the Red lobstermug. by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
Get the LOBstermug. by magones May 5, 2016
Get the lobster eyesmug. Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
Get the slip him a lobstermug. You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.
by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022
Get the Maine Lobster Rollmug. my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.
by iamnotanalchoholic April 7, 2025
Get the lobstermug. Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
Get the Choking the lobstermug.