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lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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lobster energy

similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.
daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
by CatPersun December 22, 2020
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Iraq lobster

by Hedroix January 22, 2025
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boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.
by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014
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Lobster

Someone who is so craaaaa. Craaaazier then a craaaayfish. If your a lobster you are so cra it’s not even funny.
God ian is such a lobster, so cra”
by happy days 12345ke April 2, 2021
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Lobster

i love that lobster
by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023
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4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt
that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)
by mtowne December 26, 2007
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