keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

by Ronsta January 30, 2021

Keyonta

A guy who is most likely Light skin. He has a big dick. And eats pussy but scared to admit it. Keyonta is most likely to have a girlfriend with a big ass, but small titties. But he'll "Love" her no matter what. Also Keyonta is a serious person and is very athletic. He plays sports like football and basketball.

Keyonta is a very good person that is always high but likes to have fun.

by maskin.2x November 24, 2021

keyboardxagamin

An attention seeking child that fakes being suicidal for attention.

Anthony is such a keyboardxagamin.

by randompeople887 March 5, 2022

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

Yugal Keyhole

Vagina, pussy, female genitals

Hey, did you see her Yugal keyhole?

by DanceGlamp January 29, 2022

cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

by XemnasT July 25, 2011

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016