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Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.
Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.
by Treeguts December 23, 2018
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014
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jerk-sicle

When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle
Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.
by Makkie_Sakkie October 4, 2021
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Misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022
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finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.
Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!
by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011
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