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Jawed

Two words: future hubby. Jaweds are both emotionally intelligent and super sexy. Dynamic. The life of the party and a perfect coffee date. A loving, committed guy with a twist: sophisticated style and unwavering confidence. He will talk to you on the phone like it’s his job and will make your heart race. You could swim in the eyes of a Jawed for hours, and you probably will. So buckle up, there might be babies in your future.
Hurry, go get yourself a Jawed.
by JazzyJ48 December 7, 2017
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Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !
"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.
by HITLER=LB August 29, 2025
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Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.
This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.
by Doggocool December 9, 2023
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Jawed

A YouTuber who is significant for being the first. One of the creators of YouTube. Has been hacked before.
Yoo did you know Jawed made the first ever YouTube video? It’s called me at the zoo
by Drezeiz February 26, 2025
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Dog Jaw

When someone gives such a sloppy blowjob it's like your dog licking peanut butter off your balls.
Man that bitch was drooling so crazy she had such a dog jaw..
by Ibuddhaaa November 29, 2021
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Dog Jaw

When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.
While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.
by Sharkynm June 4, 2021
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Jaw

A person who may be referred to as Bom, A crackhead with a weed farm in their basement. Has at least 10 slaves working away at weed growing. Extremely high.
What a jaw.
by Extrememly smart professer. September 18, 2021
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