Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

jan

jan is a funny and wonderful person as fuck. if you are together with a jan, it is never boring. he is always laughing!

it is very jan

by altischlangeaf January 2, 2017

jan panty

An elderly dutch man who fucks children inside of a burgerking. He likes panty's

I am going to the rietstraat 110 to visit jan panty

by gerben is a simp January 10, 2023

jan frank

someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday

guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine

by masterjan May 15, 2021

jan 17th

national cant say no to people with this birthday on this day no matter what.

januarians dont get enough recognition!

do you wanna date? well its jan 17th so sure

by zams09 January 16, 2023

jan colour

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That shit is jan colour.

by OnABlock November 20, 2023

Jin jan

Aussie slang for vagina

I got a brutal jin jan wax before my holiday.

by Jinjan1981 July 4, 2024