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Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt
Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli
by Boosh92 February 13, 2019
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Chicken-human

It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a

CHICKEN HUMAN !!
"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human
by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017
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Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
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Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
by carsforkids February 16, 2017
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human hotbox

The human hotbox is a way to smoke weed outside with 3 to 5 people while enjoying the benefits of indoor/in car hotboxing. The smokers all stand in a tight circle and put their heads down to create an area where the smoke will be contained. They then smoke either a bong, joint, or pipe and get zooted.
P1: "Yo man, we're going out to north beach to smoke some bud. We're going to human hotbox. You in?"

P2: "For sure, let's get zooted"
by BuddytheWildcat December 20, 2013
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Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.
“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”
by FTPNUT March 29, 2019
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Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.
You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!
by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021
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