Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
by Deano86t July 28, 2009
A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster February 17, 2012
Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
by Spud2000 August 04, 2020
Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better
😉
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
We are better
😉
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
We are better
“amy is human premium because she has fought a teacher”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
by humanpremiumcreators October 19, 2020
Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better😉
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month
We are better
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month
We are better
by humanpremiumcreators October 19, 2020
When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
by truththebitch November 25, 2015