Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016

Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.

"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."

by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018

Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt

Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli

by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both

“Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”

by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021

human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.

My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

Human Gladwrap

Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed

Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap

by Deano86t July 28, 2009