Herpes

Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth.

Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap !

"Molly has herpes, that sucks."
"This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes"
"That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"

by Animal264 December 6, 2009

Horses ass

An offensive name that can only be used if a person slaps you while you have a sunburn. Made famous on family guy when stewie says it.

Peter: Hey stewie! (slaps on butt)
Stewie: Ahh you horses ass!

by Raptapwnage August 20, 2010

Herpes Spreader

1. Someone who spreads herpes

2. A term used to direct someones attention away from a potential mate

Guy1 to Girl1: Hey there sweetheart how ya doin this evening

Girl1: Good your looking handsome

Guy2 walks up to Guy1 and Girl1

Guy2 to Guy1: How ya doin you ole herpes spreader?

Girl1: Thinks OMG thats not good

Girl1 to Guy2: You wanna shoot some pool or something

Girl1 and Guy2 walk away from Guy1

by cornholous February 19, 2010

helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006

hairy horseshoe

Female genital hair that starts at the naval and ends at the tailbone.

She dropped her panties and the bitch had a hairy horseshoe thicker than a briar patch.

by neophotus September 30, 2010

Dancing white horses

Phrase sparking a major bout of anger amongst friends, focused on an idividual or group who are pissing you off, resulting in a demon slap combo...from everyone. see DEMON-SLAP

"man... look at those fucking... pricks..."
"Dancing white horses!"
"AAAAAGHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"AGH SHIT... I AM SO PISSED OFF"
"LETS FUCK THEM UP!"
"HHHIIIIIYAAAA!"

by Rudelife February 4, 2003

Betting On Horses

Shagging a woman hard in the butt hole!

Man, in my dream last night I was really banging her senseless. I was giving her the whole betting on horses treatment bigstylee!

by CM's FTB October 24, 2009