A mustache and chin patch facial hair combination that true Seahawks fans (12s) grow out during the playoffs for good luck. A hawstache is dyed green and blue for the super bowl but only if the hawks make the big game. A hawkstache must be shaved off the day after either a playoff loss or super bowl Sunday.

Dude. Did you see Matt's hawkstache?! It is FREAKIN' RAD!

Hawkstache by Tim in Sedro January 27, 2015

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Jacob Hawksley

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.

Jacob Hawksley will kill.

Jacob Hawksley by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018

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Hawk Cry

A hawk cry is something empty-minded wifeys say when they are trying to reply to someone in an intelligent manner.

Bob: Hi, how are you?

Wifey: *Hawk Cry*

Hawk Cry by Snuggie512 January 19, 2010

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Harksexual

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.

Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.

Harksexual by The Nerd with too much time March 18, 2012

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