by GinoShaggedYourMaaa October 22, 2012
Get the MC HALE mug.The spon of evil, a plague to all who come near her. with one look! she can destroy all the self confidance that a weak person has built up with in 20 years!
Haley's usually go after hot guys who think they are creepy beyond reason. She makes them want to tear off their skin after one hug! And if the guys name starts with a J and ends with a H you know she's a SUPER Haley.
Whoever actually is friends with this guy be warned for the Haley will TORTURE you and make you want to hang yourself. She is a bitch and usually dresses like shes gong to a 60's carnival! Be warned of this evil one.
Haley's usually go after hot guys who think they are creepy beyond reason. She makes them want to tear off their skin after one hug! And if the guys name starts with a J and ends with a H you know she's a SUPER Haley.
Whoever actually is friends with this guy be warned for the Haley will TORTURE you and make you want to hang yourself. She is a bitch and usually dresses like shes gong to a 60's carnival! Be warned of this evil one.
Look at that girl!??! wth is she wearing?? She is such a Haley!
OMG that poor Josiah that girl is going to kill him from insanity! She is such a Haley
OMG that poor Josiah that girl is going to kill him from insanity! She is such a Haley
by Dalala February 6, 2009
Get the Haley mug.To Hale means to Fail. The word rhymes with Yale University which, to Harvard students, means a safety school for those who fail and get rejected from Harvard (no offense, Yalies). Also, this can be applied to anyone who fails at life, that's why the word rhymes with fail.
The word Hale can also be written this way: "Ha-Le"
The word Hale can also be written this way: "Ha-Le"
Harvard dude: "Aaaah buddy! We totally owned those Yalies. They Haled miserably!
Harvard dude #2: "Sure thing. Hale for them!
Harvard dude #2: "Sure thing. Hale for them!
by NoseHair July 22, 2010
Get the Hale mug.A stupid bitch who should mind her own buissnes. she is a whore and a slut. Haleys should never be trusted and always be away from everyone else
That girl is so slutty
no shes just a haley
wow what a slutty whoreish bitch we shouldnt trust her. translates into wow we shouldnt trust haley
no shes just a haley
wow what a slutty whoreish bitch we shouldnt trust her. translates into wow we shouldnt trust haley
by JJEY January 1, 2009
Get the Haley mug.Used to identify a gay hairdresser. Usually can be seen wearing skinny jeans, sporting weird hairstyles and with feminine tattoos.
by KookookachooBOOM August 3, 2011
Get the Haleh mug.Quasi-metal band that started the late 70s, featuring the 'virtuoso' guitar player, Eddie Van Halen and frontman/clown David Lee Roth. Some of their early songs (Running with the Devil, Jamie's Cryin') are listenable to most people, but over the long haul, their juvenile themed songs get old. The guitar wanking gets even older.
They developed huge following of high school loser guys who dreamed of being guitar wankers themselves, often playing air guitar in their bedrooms on weekend nights instead of getting out of the house and interacting with human beings. Said fans were disillusioned in the mid-80s when the clown left the circus and Sammy Haggar, an even worse singer, joined. His forte prior to joining Van Halen was recording juvenile themed songs like "I Can't Drive 55" and "Trans Am", obviously something that loser high school kids would latch onto. The closest these loser kids will get to being actual guitar wankers themselves is developing throat cancer and arthritic hips as Eddie Van Halen did in the late 90s. Possible sightings in the future might be a Roth-Van Halen reunion at the Naperville town carnival in 2007.
They developed huge following of high school loser guys who dreamed of being guitar wankers themselves, often playing air guitar in their bedrooms on weekend nights instead of getting out of the house and interacting with human beings. Said fans were disillusioned in the mid-80s when the clown left the circus and Sammy Haggar, an even worse singer, joined. His forte prior to joining Van Halen was recording juvenile themed songs like "I Can't Drive 55" and "Trans Am", obviously something that loser high school kids would latch onto. The closest these loser kids will get to being actual guitar wankers themselves is developing throat cancer and arthritic hips as Eddie Van Halen did in the late 90s. Possible sightings in the future might be a Roth-Van Halen reunion at the Naperville town carnival in 2007.
High school loser, circa 1979 - "Van Halen rocks, man!"
Same loser, circa 2006 - "Put your stretch pants on, honey, and bring *cough cough* me my smokes, we're going *cough cough* to the carnival and see Van Halen. *hack cough hack* And can we stop *cough cough* by your sisters house to borrow some money for beer? *wheez*
Same loser, circa 2006 - "Put your stretch pants on, honey, and bring *cough cough* me my smokes, we're going *cough cough* to the carnival and see Van Halen. *hack cough hack* And can we stop *cough cough* by your sisters house to borrow some money for beer? *wheez*
by Oh Welles September 13, 2006
Get the Van Halen mug.haley morales is a sweet loving angel! she makes amazing funny youtube videos with her friends and family. she literally deserving everything she has! she’s such a genuinely nice person and makes me laugh on the daily 🕺🏽🙆🏽 ♀️🥺🙈🗿😎👊🏽
hi haley if u see this ily - haleysglow 😤
hi haley if u see this ily - haleysglow 😤
by haley’s glow 🦋🌸🍡💞💝💫✨ May 30, 2019
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