Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.

Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.

by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021

hag

me

who are you?

i am hag.

by hag. November 22, 2021

hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.

Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023

Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

by 747 Gaming is the best except June 5, 2023

Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)

Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023

Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

Hag Chain

Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.

Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023