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Head-gut

verb.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.
by ur pet nerd December 18, 2008
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my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014
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gut nut

When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.
Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"

Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? August 2, 2016
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Gut Doctor

A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.

Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019
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Gut Shot

The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
by InquisitorX July 13, 2019
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Gut-shot

Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina

I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019
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puddle gut

Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut
Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate
by The official puddle gut April 7, 2019
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